Countdown

Beyonce is like a perpetual countdown to Awesome. It's like Zooey's hair (I know, I know, I keep referencing The Zooey) — she makes me want to be a better person. Or at least a better entertainer. Not that I'm really an entertainer now in any way, shape, or form so as to be able to get better... but whatever. What it comes down to is that Beyonce is a force to be reckoned with. How does she move her body that way? How is it that she is preggers whilst moving her body that way? She kind of makes me wonder how any woman can ever feel sexy again after seeing .5 seconds of any one of her music videos. And yet, strangely enough, doesn't she make us all feel incredibly sexy and empowered? It's a mystery. Heavy sigh. Beyonce, you have done it again.